June 2010
aliicejiang:
Go hang out with that dumb bitch, yeah I called her a dumb bitch, she is one.
LOL this is how I feel most of the time
“Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a...”
– Albert Einstein
“It seems to me now that the plain state of being human is dramatic enough for...”
– How to Be Good
Work
Me: I just basically wait for phone calls
Ray: So you're a call girl?
“Do everything with love, have faith, you’re exactly where you’re...”
Decisions, decisions
Sister: Which class should we go to tonight, Cardio Kickboxing or Hip Hop Class?
Mom: Hip hop's going to be really easy I think.
Me: How do you know?
Mom: Because I've done it when it's on tv!
(my sister starts cracking up)
Mom: Be quiet before I show you my moves
“A Player only wants the best. A Real Man gives you his best.”
– (via alicejjiang)
owlbiteyourleopard:
You’ll find a way...
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Here kitty
Yesterday a cat was hanging out right outside my house. I felt really bad for it, it had a collar and everything but I was too afraid to look at what it said because cats are bipolar and you never know when they’ll switch from friendly to psycho bitch. Well anyways I was petting it outside and my bf saw me and started yelling at me because he was afraid the cat had rabies. This was obviously...
give me your hand and you will see Your heart is...
“Breathe. Let go. And remind yourself that this very moment is the only one you...”
– Oprah
Crazy
Me: Do you think I'm crazy?
Babe: You're not crazy Hannah. You're just...
Me: I'm in love
Babe: HA. I was gonna say inexperienced but that's a good answer.
You’ve got the best of both worlds.
Mailroom
(This filipino guy at the mailroom always lies to everyone and says he's my uncle)
Lito: That's my neice!
Random Lady: Really?
Lito: Yes! She's pretty, like me!
“Glamour is profound. Glamour is saying: I want to be beautiful as I can be; to...”
– Maya Angelou
soundandsmile:
Always Midnight | Pat Monahan
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“I love you also means I love you more than anyone loves you, or has loved you,...”
– Jonathan Safran Foer (via thechocolatebrigade) (via miahow) 